Friday, September 28, 2012

They Did What? 2

They Did What?!!! 2



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Joseph Gordon-Levit is quickly becoming one of the hottest celebrities in Hollywood. It seems that every movie you see he's starring in. Just a year ago he was in Inception with Leonardo DiCaprio and more recently has been in three or four other movies that have either just come out or will be coming out within the next few months. The man seems to be unstoppable, but did you know that in 1994 he starred as Roger in the movie Angels in the Outfield? After that he was on Roseanne and then in '96 he grew his hair out and was on 3rd Rock from the Sun. He worked on that show until 2001 and then disappeared off the radar. He did some voice over work and played some parts in movies that no one has ever heard of, but in 2009 he was on 500 days of Summer with Zooey DeChannel, and since that he seems to have been in everything. Moving right along now to Christine Taylor, who is not one of the most famous actresses in Hollywood but is one of the greats. She's of course married to Ben Stiller and they have two beautiful children; their son Quinlin and daughter Ella. Christine has been in some great movies but primarily is in films starring her husband, Ben Stiller. She of course usually plays the serious roles in movies like Zoolander or Dodgeball, also starring Vince Vaughn. But before any of those movies she was on the Nickelodeon show, Hey Dude, where she played Melody, a teenager that lives on a ranch with a bunch of other teenagers that's kind of like a summer camp thing, and they kinda get into trouble and just have different adventures . . . it's real fun stuff. Next on the list is Hollywood heart throb, Ryan Gosling. Who of course was in the running for Sexiest Man of the Year, but lost to Bradley Cooper. But that does not revoke him of his Hottie Card, at least in my opinion. Look at this! He even makes eating fast food look good. Any way, moving on, Ryan was of course made famous in movies like The Notebook where he started opposite Rachel McAdams. Since then he has of course moved up the Hottie rating chart starring in movies like Crazy Stupid Love opposite Steve Carrell. But do you remember a few years ago where he was in Remember the Titans and he played the skinny white kid who listened to the terrible music. Haha, good times. Actually now that I'm thinking about it I think he was on the Disney show, the Mickey Mouse Club way back when. That's right he starred with some other big Hollywood names. People like JT! That's right! Justin Timberlake! Before he was quitting the music industry, or before he was in the movie The Social Network, or Friends with Benefits with Mila Kunis . . . let's see, before he was even in N'sync, before he had that Top Ramen noodle hair He was on the Mickey Mouse Club! Here he is with Ryan just acting out a skit! And- Wait . . . who's that girl he with in that picture? and there she is again with Ryan! I know who it is! It's 90's pop sensation Britney Spears! Britney of course topped the charts with songs like, Crazy, and Oops I Did it Again. Oh, "She's so lucky (bom bom bom) She's a star, but then her life started going down hill. She married this Kevin Federline guy who was apparently the biggest jerk in the world and turned into this, and then she went crazy! "She cried, cried, cried with her lonely heart" and then shaved her head. We are of course pleased to announce that Britney is back to normal and back on the radio for those catchy tunes of hers. Who would have ever thought watching the Mickey Mouse Club growing up that she would have turned into such a nightmare at one point. Any way moving on, did you know that there is one star that is huge now that was on the Mickey Mouse Club originally? Do you recognize that face? I'll give you a chance to guess. 3 2 1 buzz! You lose! It's Christina Aguilera! She of course was battling it out a few years ago on the pop charts with Britney Spears but really doesn't seem to be doing a ton of her own music anymore, but is helping to produce others and right now is a judge on the show the voice. Which is essentially like American Idol but a little different. You know it's really amazing when you think about it. Some of the biggest names in Hollywood started out together just a few years ago as kids on the same show. Last on our list today in Hollywood funny guy, Seth Rogen. Who of course you recognize from movies like The Green Hornet, Pineapple Express, and Knocked up. But way back in 2001 he played a very small part on Donnie Darko, a really weird movie starring Jack Gyllenhaal. Just prior to that however Seth really got his start on a show called Freaks and Geeks which only ran for two seasons, but had big names like Seth Rogen, James Franco, and Jason Segel.   

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